Strip Club Attendee Gifts

"Do you mind?"

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Peel poker.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

After party at the spill club.

God save the Queen.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

Club DJ.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Vaccine passport required

Club insecurity.

"Would you like to dance?"

Bouncer.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Party Party!

"Let's go clubbing."

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

A couple of birds out on the town.