Online Poker Enthusiast Gifts

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'He's taken to playing poker on the net.'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sailor's Poker.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Worm Bed

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"There's a tell."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.