Poker Enthusiasts Gifts

'I fold!'

'We'd like to help you but we're a full boat.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Now, don't get all bent out of shape -- it was just a strip poker game down at the beauty shop.'

'You two take advantage of him.'

'Hey guys, can we not smoke cigars tonight? My wife will smell it on me and know I lied about going to a business conference.'

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'