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His face exuded calm, but his tail betrayed him.

"Look out - there's a man with a club behind you."

"Well this is awkward!"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Sailor's Poker.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"There's a tell."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."