Poker Face Enthusiasts Gifts

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Solitaire card shark.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"There's a tell."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"I'll see your two and raise you three."