Quirky Poker Enthusiasts Gifts

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"There's a tell."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I'm all in.'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'