Poker Night Aficionado Gifts

'One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sundays roast!'

'What did you say this game is called?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Sailor's Poker.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"There's a tell."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Will you make the final table?'