Poker Night Aficionado Prints

'One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sundays roast!'

'What did you say this game is called?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"There's a tell."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'