Poker Night Host Prints

"What do four ones beat?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Some card-game puns

Perils of the double play.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Playing cards.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

The Big Game Park

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'