Poker Night Hero Prints

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Playing cards.

'Once again, I fold.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'I'm all in.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

"Slug bug...not hit backs!"

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Go fish.'

"What do four ones beat?"