Poker Night Host Gifts

"What do four ones beat?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Some card-game puns

Perils of the double play.

Peel poker.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dummies Books.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'Checkmate I think!'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Sailor's Poker.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

The Big Game Park

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"