Poker Night Gifts

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"Don't say goodnight yet, dear. If I don't win this next hand, you'll be going home with, Dave."

'Once again, I fold.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'But, I don't want your false teeth.'

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

'With that poker face she must win a lot.'

'I fold.'

George found it extremely difficult to play a poker face.

'Every time he talks on his phone, he wins a hand. I'm starting to see a pattern develop.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

Upping the Auntie

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

A Bluffalo

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'Go fish.'

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

Birds Playing Poker

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Is that why we're here.'

Playing cards.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"What do four ones beat?"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"He has a tell."