Poker Tournament Gifts

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!