Poker Tournament Gifts

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

A woman watches football on her computer.

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"