Casino Night Gifts

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Playing cards.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Tonto Casino.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."