Casino Night Enthusiast Gifts

"Five clams says I have the best grandpa ever."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

I could have danced all night!

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dance.

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Clubbing

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

City centre pub.

Destination casinos...

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Tonto Casino.

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"