Casino Night Party Gifts

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Playing cards.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Once again, I fold.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Corpse Reviver Number 2

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"It's Olive isn't it?"