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'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Playing cards.

'Once again, I fold.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'