Night Out Celebration T-Shirts

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

The Streets - Night

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Clubbing

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Professional woman in pub

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Clown Happy Hour

Next Round Indicator

"Botox."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'Botox...'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Balloon tattoos

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Towny Music Night.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

City centre pub.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

The Stages of Wine

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'