Special Night Out T-Shirts

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Clubbing

Professional woman in pub

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Botox."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Balloon tattoos

The Stages of Wine

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Botox...'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Another martini please.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Gorgeous Groovers.

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Absinthe Fairy.

"Pay no attention to us, we're just a mirage."