Special Night Out Pillows

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Professional woman in pub

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Botox."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Balloon tattoos

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Botox...'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

The Stages of Wine

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Another martini please.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Gorgeous Groovers.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

Absinthe Fairy.

"Pay no attention to us, we're just a mirage."