Singles Night Out T-Shirts

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

I could have danced all night!

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Bingo night.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Botox."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Botox...'

The Stages of Wine

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Do you know what girls want?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Absinthe Fairy.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Chef's Choice - Restaurant Around the Corner.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."