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"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'I sent out for everything.'

Romance

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Do you know what girls want?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."