Singles Night Strategist T-Shirts

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'I sent out for everything.'

Romance

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Do you know what girls want?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Dating Rule #1. Repeat after me: I need some space. I need some space. Got it. Good. Make sure you tell that to Laurel all the time. But

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'