Friends' Night Out T-Shirts

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

I could have danced all night!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

The Streets - Night

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Next Round Indicator

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Clown Happy Hour

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

You have had enough

'Botox...'

"Your shout!"

Towny Music Night.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

City centre pub.

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Stages of Wine

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

Gorgeous Groovers.