Friend's Day Out T-Shirts

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Thames Pizza

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Zoo ice cream stands

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"