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'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Once again, I fold.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Tonto Casino.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"