Poker Enthusiast Gifts

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'

Laundry Poker.

'Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you a Medicare card and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

Beware of poker-playing dog

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'd say the odds of your full recovery are good -- of course, I liked my pocket sevens last night, too.'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

'I'm going over to Jerry's for a playdate.'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

"Don't say goodnight yet, dear. If I don't win this next hand, you'll be going home with, Dave."

'Honestly, Barry, you must be the worst strip poker player ever!'

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

Card players play with huge mirrors behind their opponents cards to see their hands.

"Botox."

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

'The quicker we get through our agenda, the sooner we get to our poker game.'

'I think he's bluffing.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

'You've won almost every hand, so if I were you, I'd lose a hand, just so they don't get too angry.'

Now that Rudolph could play with all of the other reindeer, he couldn't decide if he should.

'...And do you, Mike, agree that you deserved that beating Anne gave you for suggesting you go to a poker tournament on your honeymoon.'

Answered Prayers

"I don't care how much he won, I don't want him playing online poker!"

'Grandma would love to hear about your home run, Ryan...right after the flop.'

'I can't see a damn thing -- can you tell me what I've got?'