Poker Enthusiast Gifts

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you a Medicare card and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

Beware of poker-playing dog

'I'd say the odds of your full recovery are good -- of course, I liked my pocket sevens last night, too.'

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

"Botox."

'Honestly, Barry, you must be the worst strip poker player ever!'

Card players play with huge mirrors behind their opponents cards to see their hands.

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

"Don't say goodnight yet, dear. If I don't win this next hand, you'll be going home with, Dave."

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think he's bluffing.'

'I'm going over to Jerry's for a playdate.'

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

'The quicker we get through our agenda, the sooner we get to our poker game.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'You can always tell when he gets a good hand - He wags his tail!'

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

Now that Rudolph could play with all of the other reindeer, he couldn't decide if he should.

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'

'Sure, I know what that is. . . it's a straight!'

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

'But, I don't want your false teeth.'

'You can wag your tail and salivate all you want but I still think you're bluffing.'