Strip Poker Enthusiast Pillows

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sailor's Poker.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Post Game Day Betting.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"There's a tell."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Oh boy! I've won the- "