Animal Poker Enthusiast Gifts

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

Rogue elephant

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Botox."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Sailor's Poker.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Swine flu

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"There's a tell."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"