Animal Poker Enthusiast Gifts

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Playing cards.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"There's a tell."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Swine flu