Canine Casino Enthusiast Gifts

Dogs playing strip poker.

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'She's just great with the children.'

Dog walking Human.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'