Strip Poker Fan Prints

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Botox."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Sailor's Poker.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"There's a tell."

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

The night after Christmas.

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,