Alien Poker Fan Gifts

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Dogs and their thoughts

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The flies have landed.

'Gravity...Go figure!'