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Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Evolution.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Pokemon Get Lost

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I feel all tingly."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Europe on $5000 a day.

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

Knight

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Movie Franchise

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Punctuation Weather

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Trick or trample!"