Monty Python Fan Pillows

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Not Dead Yet? Don't Be Daft.

"...Brave, brave, brave Sir Donald..."

John Cleese - Ministry of Silly Wokes

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"This is a dead Parliament! It is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! This is an ex-Parliament!"

"And now - Tomas de Torquemada, you have two minutes on your specialized subject; 'The sketches of Monty Python...'"

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Zombie pet tricks.

"That's our new church mascot."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Life and Death

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."