Monty Python Pillows

Dead Parrot, "Thought the elements for recovery are in place the Parrot does not have the feel good factor."

So you're a mocking bird...

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Daily Routine

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"I've been to the office..."

"'Tis but a flurry."

"...Brave, brave, brave Sir Donald..."

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

John Cleese - Ministry of Silly Wokes

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

Office Cubicle Pallets