Monotony Satirist Pillows

Office Cubicle Pallets

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Daily Routine

'Secondhand smoke.'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

Still Here

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Woman uses birds to help her believe she has lost weight.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

"Same."

"I've been to the office..."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

"Free Wi-Fi"

"I'll miss drawing you, Bill Clinton."

'Spare the price of roast chicken, seafood or soft cheeses, mate, as this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to them.'

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!