Monotony Maestro Pillows

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

A Day In The Kitchen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Orchestra conductor

"I see the downsizing continues."

Quartet.

Malcolm Sargent

A woman playing a keyboard

Kultural K9's.

Creative entrepreneur at work

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

The Drummer

"Streaming"

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Street Organ - Monkey

Hollywood producer.