Monotony Maverick Pillows

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Guitar Man.

Exciting potato bugs.

Popera!

Daily Routine

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

Still Here

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"You again?"

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

"Same."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."