Monotony Maverick Pillows

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Guitar Man.

Popera!

Daily Routine

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Still Here

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"You again?"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"Same."

"I've been to the office..."