Monotony Satirist Gifts

Office Cubicle Pallets

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Exciting potato bugs.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Daily Routine

'Secondhand smoke.'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

Still Here

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Woman uses birds to help her believe she has lost weight.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

"Same."

"I've been to the office..."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

"Free Wi-Fi"

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

"I'll miss drawing you, Bill Clinton."

'Spare the price of roast chicken, seafood or soft cheeses, mate, as this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to them.'

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”