Monty Python Prints

Dead Parrot, "Thought the elements for recovery are in place the Parrot does not have the feel good factor."

"And now - Tomas de Torquemada, you have two minutes on your specialized subject; 'The sketches of Monty Python...'"

So you're a mocking bird...

Exciting potato bugs.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Daily Routine

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Butterfly Sales

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"I've been to the office..."

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"...Brave, brave, brave Sir Donald..."

John Cleese - Ministry of Silly Wokes

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

"'Tis but a flurry."