Monty Python Fan Gifts

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"...Brave, brave, brave Sir Donald..."

John Cleese - Ministry of Silly Wokes

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"That's our new church mascot."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Life and Death

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."