Monty Python Aficionados Gifts

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

The wool club for mammoths.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Panhandling Pennybags

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

"And now - Tomas de Torquemada, you have two minutes on your specialized subject; 'The sketches of Monty Python...'"

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

Henry I of England

King James I

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

John Cleese - Ministry of Silly Wokes

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'