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'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

The wool club for mammoths.

Pass the SPF 20,000

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

King James I

Henry I of England

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'

"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"

John Cleese - Ministry of Silly Wokes