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Dead Parrot, "Thought the elements for recovery are in place the Parrot does not have the feel good factor."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Skipping Horse

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Riding School Chaos

Pony Rides

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Bumpy Ride

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Daily Routine

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Pet Pony

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Rodeos

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.