Pet Monkey Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Love Conquers All

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Author's Bio-diversity.

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

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