Pet Monkey Enthusiast Pillows

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"Pick me!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Love Conquers All

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'