Monkeys Pillows

Multitasking Monkey

The Art and Nature of Politics

Bobby never understood the birds and the bees, but the monkeys made perfect sense.

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

A man sitting in his office looking out of window to see a woman washing windows with the help of a giant monkey..

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Ape.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Spell checker!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.