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"'Tis but a flurry."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

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'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Another Scotch?'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."