Monopoly Pillows

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

No-frills Monopoly

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Daily Routine

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"Please feel free to browse."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Trickle down

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Lady Jane Grey

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

King Richard I

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

Donald Trump

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,