Monopolies Pillows

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

The Royal Wii

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Lady Jane Grey

"Please feel free to browse."

Trickle down

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

King Richard I

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Charles I

Elizabeth I

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Donald Trump

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"