Monopolies T-Shirts

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

The Royal Wii

The Royal Wii.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Please feel free to browse."

Trickle down

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Lady Jane Grey

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Elizabeth I

Charles I

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Donald Trump

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

"Yes Mummy, he had his evil way with me - he made me play Monopoly all night!"

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."